TIJAH

Something hillarious to share with all the malay friends out there.
(it's a forward email that I received recently)

Enjoy...

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Surat dari Tijah

"Tijah ingin memutus kan perhubungan dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEH (orang Bulek)nya... Dia tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat... surat tu macam ni bunyinya:

Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something.I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook.I know I clap one hand onl y. Correctly, I have seen you and she together at town with eyes myself. You always ask for apology back back. I don't trust you again!!! You are really crocodile land.My Friend speak you play wood three... Now I know you correct correct play wood three. So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, I break off to go far from here. I don't want you to play play with my liver.I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times... Safe walk...

Tijah"

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(can't help laughing till now. LOL)